Fun With The Candidates, Part III
BY Herschel Smith
8 years, 9 months ago
Don’t forget Who said it, Trump or Kanye?, or Who tweeted it, Trump or Kanye? No indication yet whether Trump is going to select Kanye as his running mate. I think it’s a match made in heaven. Well, now there’s the Trump twitter bot. I agree with one of the commenters here. I don’t really think this is AI (artificial intelligence). I don’t think it sounds intelligent at all, which is why it sounds so much like Trump.
Oh poppycock. I don’t really think Trump is trying to make a photo look like Sieg Heil! I think he is goading people to make (Biblically) unlawful oaths or vows. Those folks don’t know everything about the candidate, and it’s foolish for them to swear to vote for a man who may later turn out to violate a tenet of their own conscience.
Trump wants to torture. It will make us stronger, says he. But then he won’t require any Soldier or Marine to do anything against the law (as if they would even be tempted to disobey the UCMJ and have their First Sergeant beat the hell out of them before they go to Leavenworth). But he wants to change the law so that we can torture (what R. J. Rushdoony says about torture in The Institutes of Biblical Law comes to mind here). So if you’re against torture, the good news for you is that Donald Trump is too. On the other hand, if you’re for torture, the good news for you is that Donald Trump is too!
Trump is a Rorschach ink blot. You get to project what you want. He is your wildest imaginations, all of your hopes and dreams, the caretaker of your concerns, and in short, everything to everyone. And he’s going to make America great again. I can’t wait for the advertisement. “Join the Army, drive bamboo splints under fingernails, watch the sobbing, hear the screams! Kill women and children.” It’ll be awesome.
Folks sure appear to be explaining their morals in this election cycle. Ann Coulter apparently said, “I’d be happy to support Trump if he wanted to perform abortions in the White House.” Well, there you go.
Uh Oh!!! Guess who’s a HUGE fan of immigration work visas? That’s right, your favorite savior, Trump! Please don’t tell me everyone knows he’s a fraud? I just don’t think I could take not doing these little Fun With The Candidates pieces!
On March 8, 2016 at 9:53 am, Haywood Jablome said:
“Trump is a Rorschach ink blot. ”
That has to be the most astute and pithy description of Trump yet. Outstanding!
On March 8, 2016 at 11:25 am, Archer said:
Guess who’s a YUGE fan of immigration work visas?
There. FTFY.