Machine Gunning Feral Pigs
BY Herschel Smith
11 years, 9 months ago
Liberal rag The Raw Story has a piece on Ted Nugent.
Gun rights activist and musician Ted Nugent claimed in a radio interview on Monday that he killed more than 450 pigs with a machine gun while shooting from a helicopter. According to the website RumorFix, Nugent made the claim in an interview with Brett Winterble on Sirius XM Radio and said that he dedicated the kill to HBO host Bill Maher and “all those other animal freaks out there.”
“I took my machine gun in the helicopter — in the Texas hill country – me and my buddy ‘Pigman’ … his name is ‘Pigman’ – I’m the swine czar,” said Nugent. “I killed 455 hogs with my machine gun. i did it for Bill Maher and all those other animal rights freaks out there.”
Boasting that the weapon he used fired 750 rounds a minute, the right-wing provocateur said, “My haters will hate me more for that.”
According to the Associated Press, the state of Texas awards prize money during an annual three-month event in which hunters are urged to kill as many feral pigs as they can. The animals have bred out of control in the Texas wilderness and cause millions of dollars in crop and property damage every year.
“We saved the environment from the destruction of these out-of-control pigs,” said the Michigan-born rocker, “and I’m not talking about Washington D.C. or San Francisco … I’m actually talking about actual pigs.”
He went on to say that “we distributed tons of the most delicious pork to the soup kitchens and homeless shelters of this state. Everything we did was perfect – win win win. I had to adjust my halo as I was machine gunning hogs.”
Given the blight on the landscape that feral pigs are, Ted did a good thing, of course. But take a look at the comments.
Ah. To be so hated. One can only admire and hope.
On March 14, 2013 at 1:22 pm, 1Freeman1776 said:
For a second there I thought the title read federal pigs ;-)
On March 14, 2013 at 1:29 pm, Herschel Smith said:
Freeman,
Ha. I will usually refer to them as “our wicked and totalitarian rulers.”