News from Washington.
A cougar appeared to be stalking two cyclists as they biked over the weekend in the Cascade Mountains near Seattle. Suddenly, the animal charged, a survivor of the animal’s attack that killed one told authorities.
The man said he hit the cougar in the head with his mountain bike, and the animal ran into the woods. But as he and the other cyclist were catching their breath and getting back on their bicycles, the animal returned and fastened its mouth on the survivor’s head, crunching down, shaking the cyclist side to side like prey, King County Sheriff’s Sgt. Ryan Abbott said Sunday, describing the man’s account.
The cyclist managed to get loose when the cougar decided to chase his friend, who was running away, according to Abbott.
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When the cougar released him, Sederbaum jumped back on his mountain bike to get away. As he looked back, he saw the cougar dragging Brooks into the woods, Abbott said.
He rode 2 miles for cellphone reception to call 911, according to KOMO.
When sheriff’s deputies located Brooks, the cougar was standing on top of the cyclist’s body, Abbott said. Brooks had been “dragged a short distance to where the animal partially buried the body under a log,” Myers said.
First of all, what a pussy. He saw someone being dragged away to be killed by the cat and literally hopped on his bike to get away.
Folks, every man dies. It matters how you live, and it matters how you die. Turning someone over to a beast because you’re afraid is not a manly thing to do, because man is made in God’s image.
Second, you’d better carry a large bore handgun in the bush, boy. Don’t ever do something like that again – either failing to carry means of self defense, or leaving someone in distress.