We’ve all seen the ruling in California concerning AR-15s, a ruling that was righteous and correct, but which is likely to be overturned by the Ninth Circus.
Anyway, here is a sampling of the reactions from the chattering class.
“Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and homeland defense equipment,” U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez said in the ruling. Leaving aside the question of why civilians are purchasing “homeland defense equipment” (did we forget to include the Army line in the budget this year?), this makes total sense.
What two items could be more directly and obviously comparable than an AR-15 and a Swiss Army knife? I can’t think of how many times I’ve used an AR-15 to open a bottle of wine. Whenever I need a toothpick but cannot find one, I just whip out my AR-15. Conversely, whenever I am entering a theater of war, I always remember to pack my Swiss Army knife. That way, if anyone comes at me, I can offer to help them open a bottle, which will be so confusing to them that perhaps I can just get up and walk away before anyone notices I have gone. I very much understand how things work in theaters of war.
Sometimes you wish you had a nail file, but you don’t have one, and at times like these it is so good to have such a versatile tool as the AR-15, designed for home defense and homeland defense, which will shoot a very large number of bullets into something to help you express your frustration at not having a nail file.
How often have you thought, “I wish I had a pair of scissors and a corkscrew that fit into my pocket?” and then reached into your pocket and felt it: the AR-15.
And the lame attempts at sarcasm go on and on. Here is another.
“I think it’s incredibly problematic when a federal judge quotes things that are factually incorrect, because it hurts the integrity of the branch,” said Jessica Levinson, a law professor at Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles who is an MSNBC columnist.
[ … ]
Constitutional law scholar Laurence Tribe, a professor emeritus at Harvard Law School, said Benitez’s assertions are “utterly without factual foundation.”
It’s called the genetic fallacy. This author tries to line up people who disagree with the judge, one of whom is a commentator for none other than his own silly outfit, the other (Tribe) whom you could probably get to agree to sue little green men on Mars in federal court. He’s a certifiable kook.
What these commentators and their line of “experts” simply cannot understand is why the judge would call this the Swiss army knife of guns.
They cannot understand that there are over twenty million of these rifles in circulation now, and many more to come. They cannot understand that they can be used equally well by people large and small.
They can be easily maintained and cleaned, used for self defense, used for target shooting, and with a different upper receiver (say a 300 BO or 6.8 SPC upper) used for hunting deer or feral hogs – or used in 5.56mm/.223 to shoot Coyotes who are ensconced on your property and endangering your small children when they go out to play.
These people have never been chased by hogs or coyotes, never had all of their chickens killed by a fox, never hunted deer, and apparently never had to worry about crime, living behind gated communities as they do.
They falsely believe that home invasions are perpetrated by one person, and only one person, and that the police are only seconds away when a 911 call is made. They even believe it’s the duty of the police to protect them despite court rulings like Castle Rock v. Gonzalez, Warren v. District of Columbia and DeShaney v. Winnebago County
And as for the whole notion of use to ameliorate tyranny, they would have sided with King George, so that argument convinces them of nothing. They believe in tyranny.
There is no use of a weapon by any individual outside of actors on behalf of the state of which they approve.
These people quite literally live in a different world than you do. They usually do not get outside the beltway, they only fly over the areas you live, and those nasty animals are something the wildlife game managers should handle.
I’ve talked with them before. Their most daring event is when they walk their dog and hear something in the brush, hurry back home, and decide not to do that again so near dusk.
They are the effeminate chattering class, and they don’t see why you need or would want guns. They don’t understand the modularity of AR-15s well enough to know why a judge would refer to its massively varied utility. They would rather sip Chardonnay than worry about your problems.
They know enough to be sarcastic, and to want to disarm you. But that horse left the barn years ago. There’s no getting him back in. He’s long gone.