Snitch Nation
BY Herschel Smith
3 years, 3 months ago
Let’s see how I do.
This is a group of guys who knew they could never learn calculus or mechanics and so could never be engineers, and knew they shouldn’t try Operations Management (the hardest course in business school but still very easy, at least to me), but who still didn’t want to be pipe fitters or welders because that involves work.
So they got a position with FedGov as snitches. They all get haircuts at the same women’s boutique.
How’d I do?
On September 22, 2021 at 3:42 pm, Roger J said:
You did great, Herschel. I never saw anyone who looked like this in my Complex Variables or Diff Eq class. My classmates were all as nerdy, poorly dressed, and harried as I was. How obvious – guys who dress and look like this just scream “COP!”
On September 22, 2021 at 3:53 pm, Fred said:
Nah, they’re true believers one and all. Going to save the DEMOCRACY one bad guy at a time. They all got the exact job they wanted. That’s THE problem. They like it, are happy to do, and their mommies and daddies are oh so proud of them, and the American people look on them in awe while worshipping the State. They keep us safe at night.
On September 22, 2021 at 4:06 pm, JoeFour said:
For some reason, this post reminded me of my college days when I had several ex-engineering majors in my accounting classes … they found accounting to be much, much easier than engineering!
Side note: One of those ex-engineering majors was in my Calculus I class and advised me: “Joe, Calculus with Engineering is a whole different level of difficult!” I struggled with Calculus I — got an ‘A’ but only after tutoring from a very patient, pre-med friend, who ended up being an orthopedic surgeon.
On September 22, 2021 at 4:11 pm, Ohio Guy said:
When I was on the high school wrestling team, we were all loaded on the bus to an away meet. Killing time during the long ride, one of the statisticians, a cute girl whom happened to be a friend, started rolling the ends of my shorts, saying that it looked better or preppy or some nonsense, I can’t remember which. The point I’m getting at is, we were impressionable kids who were practicing the fashions or trends of the moment. And the year was 1983. And yes, Herschel. Spot on.
On September 22, 2021 at 4:23 pm, Chris Mallory said:
Nah, these types want to have authoritah and power over other people. They are all defective human beings. The lowest of the bunch go into corrections. The ones with more on the ball become Feebs like this group.
authoritah (n.) — The conceit that people clad in ridiculous State-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves. (From the Urban Dictionary)
The entire lot tends to be of low morals and suspect character. The type of male who thinks lying is an acceptable practice. Known to say “I am just following orders/doing my job” to excuse any and all manner of depraved and immoral behavior.
On September 22, 2021 at 5:05 pm, Russell G. said:
Looks a lot like Rank-N-File to me.
Odd, no?
On September 22, 2021 at 5:50 pm, Bradlley A Graham said:
Every day men and women train to kill you and your family using your tax dollars and the majority of your so-called countrymen would thank them for their service.
I see confidence targets.
On September 22, 2021 at 7:14 pm, Chris said:
I see Frat boys.
The kind that Can’t handle there booze.
On September 22, 2021 at 7:16 pm, Herschel Smith said:
Engineers didn’t have time for fraternities. We were studying all the time.
On September 23, 2021 at 8:01 am, Randolph Scott said:
I see pricks that are nazi criminals. Judgement will come fiercely upon them.
On September 23, 2021 at 8:42 am, Mill Tone said:
Good analysis, Herschel.
One could further specify value-added portions of the economy (engineers) versus tax-feeding, consumptive non-value-added…diabolical narcissists (agents of the alphabets).
On September 23, 2021 at 10:17 am, I R A Darth Aggie said:
Clones. They’re clones.
On September 23, 2021 at 5:31 pm, Fred said:
Bwa ha ha. I can’t stop seeing them. Everywhere I go is some fedboi JC Penney model. They’re everywhere. Heh! Thanks Herschel for ruining my ability to analyze people. Hahaha.
On September 25, 2021 at 10:55 am, Papa said:
There is a video available where and analysis is made of the fedbois.
Their pockets seem to indicate printing of small handguns.
They are all wearing black socks, shorts.
The glasses being worn seem to the type with recording devices in frames.