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Dogs explain the internet from r/PublicFreakout

Occasionally, something so good passes my way that I must share it for the sake of humor.  Something makes me wonder if the boi has ever worked on a machine of any kind.  He really should go volunteer at a farm and work on tractors, trucks, machines, etc.

Good Lord, what an effeminate clique of little bois America has raised.

Move over guys, we have a specialist in the house‍♀️ #AntifaTerrorist #Stupidity #WednesdayThoughts #GoodMorning pic.twitter.com/aMK5agwn2W

— Trump~Army⭐⭐⭐ (@heather_giron) August 19, 2020

I offer this up without commentary.  The YouTube comments are everything I’d hoped they would be.  Enjoy.

News from New York.

Two passengers were arrested Monday in Newark Airport after Transportation Security Administration officers caught an assault rifle with a high-powered magazine and an arsenal of ammunition — all illegal in the state — “artfully concealed” behind the lining of a suitcase.

I want a high-powered magazine.  How has life taken me this far in the gun world without knowing about high-powered magazines?

Prior:

• The Captains Journal: High Magazine Clips And The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up
• The Captain’s Journal » High Ammo Clips
• The Captain’s Journal » Automatic Bullets In Rapid-Fire Magazine Clips
• The Captain’s Journal » Duck Hunting With Bullets
• The Captain’s Journal » Guns, Accoutrements And Idiots
• The Captain’s Journal » The Fully Loaded Ammunition Cartridge
• The Captain’s Journal » The High Magazine Round
• The Captain’s Journal » Mother Jones On “High-Caliber Rifles”
• The Captain’s Journal » The 40-Clip Magazine
• The Captain’s Journal: Double-Barrel Magazine Extended Clips
• The Captains Journal: Virginia Legislator Mark Levine On “Red Hot Magazines”
• The Captain’s Journal: Joe Biden: “20, 30, 40, 50 Clips In A Weapon”

Not critics, but critic. One of them. What, you mean to tell me that Yankee “I believe in love, massive utopia, rainbows and pixie dust from purple unicorn farts” Marshal is an ignoramus?

Does anybody really watch that guy’s hysterical, emotional, over-dramatized crap?

Florida man.

A Florida man allegedly tried to blame a weapons bust on John Wick, the legendary assassin played by Keanu Reeves in the eponymous movie franchise, according to a new report.

Cops confronted Getro Gelin, 27, at his Port St. Lucie home Sunday after a woman told police he shoved her to the ground and threatened her with a firearm, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The woman told authorities Gelin may have stashed the weapon in his Porsche SUV, according to the report. Cops searched the vehicle and found a Glock 21 pistol, a semi-automatic rifle, and a bulletproof vest, according to the report.

When cops asked Gelin to explain, he explained that the SUV wasn’t even his anymore — he’d sold it “to his cousin John Wick,” according to the affidavit.

Hey, I thought Wirecutter had the market cornered on Florida man.  Anyway, given Wick’s job description, it might not have helped all that much if the cops had believed him.

Joe Biden.

Biden made the remarks on the campaign trail in New Hampshire while talking about why kids learn active shooter drills in school, saying, “because we’re unwilling to have a rational policy that says you cannot have 20, 30, 40, 50 clips in a weapon.”

What an extraordinary gift he is, the gift that just keeps on giving like the Everyready Energizer Bunny.  The random thinker gaffe-o-matic.  Pull a string, get a gaffe.  Push a button, get a blooper.

To be fair, I wouldn’t want to try to force 20, 30, 40, 50 clips in a single weapon.  If I tried something like that I’d probably tear it up pretty badly and have to take it down to the gunsmith to undo what I did.  And it would be embarrassing.

Prior:

• The Captains Journal: High Magazine Clips And The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up
• The Captain’s Journal » High Ammo Clips
• The Captain’s Journal » Automatic Bullets In Rapid-Fire Magazine Clips
• The Captain’s Journal » Duck Hunting With Bullets
• The Captain’s Journal » Guns, Accoutrements And Idiots
• The Captain’s Journal » The Fully Loaded Ammunition Cartridge
• The Captain’s Journal » The High Magazine Round
• The Captain’s Journal » Mother Jones On “High-Caliber Rifles”
• The Captain’s Journal » The 40-Clip Magazine
• The Captains Journal: Double-Barrel Magazine Extended Clips
• The Captains Journal: Virginia Legislator Mark Levine On “Red Hot Magazines”

From the comments.

So is there anyone good with Photoshop and meme-making that can give me this:

Blackface Governor Ralphie ‘Kill Babies Give Me Your Guns’ Northam?

With a picture of him in blackface?

Grabbing for guns?

He should be shamed.

I’ve never worn blackface, and didn’t even know what it was until the MSM began covering it.

Someone?