BY Herschel Smith
11 years, 8 months ago
Twitchy, quoting Jim Carrey:
‘Cold Dead Hand’ is abt u heartless motherf%ckers unwilling 2 bend 4 the safety of our kids.Sorry if you’re offended by the word safety! ;^}
Oh, don’t worry over me being offended Jimbo. You didn’t even come close. See, every time you wax on trying to be scholarly and serious, I just remember that you’re actually a no-talent Hollywood slapstick man who earns his living making juvenile faces.
And then presto! No more serious. Go back to your room in the Asylum Jimbo. Let the serious people talk about serious things. Practice making your silly faces, and pretend that what you think actually matters to anyone.
Prior: Jim Carrey On Assault Weapons
BY Herschel Smith
11 years, 9 months ago
Via David Codrea, international scholar Jim Carrey has escaped from the asylum and taken a formal position on assault weapons.
Any1 who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting.
Says the man with body guards.
The window was open and we could see everything because they were filming right below the window 20 ft. away. We could see Jim Carrey and hear what he was saying. It was so great. After watching for an hour, they stopped for a lunch break. His bodyguard drove a big black van right below the window and opened the car door. Jim Carrey walked over to the door. I leaned out the window and yelled, “Hey Jim Carrey!!!” and he looked up at me smiled, waved and said, “Hey!” I lost it and started screaming. It was the best thing that ever happened to me in my life.
Prior:
Sylvester Stallone On Assault Weapons
