BY Herschel Smith
11 years, 9 months ago
International scholar, Rocky, has some brain damage.
“I know people get (upset) and go, ‘They’re going to take away the assault weapon.’ Who … needs an assault weapon? Like really, unless you’re carrying out an assault. … You can’t hunt with it. … Who’s going to attack your house, a (expletive) army?”
Well, first I’ll answer on your level, dude. Like, assault weapons are all cool and stuff, and you’re just being, like, you know, grodie to the max. Dude. Gag me with a spoon. Just be awesome and chill. Like, you know.
The next answer may require some reading. Go read the Federalist Papers. Then read the constitution. Then read about Mr. Stephen Bayezes, who is alive today because he owned an AR-15 and used it with a 30-round magazine during a home invasion.
Finally, read all about the newest trend in home invasions all across America, i.e., 2-, 3-, 4- and 5-man teams of criminals to ensure the highest rate of success and safety for the home invaders, and lowest rate of successful resistance by the occupants.
Like really, dude. Don’t be grodie to the max and stuff.
